Are you with me? Good because I have two new incredible prizes to offer. Here’s the first:
Yes, that’s right, folks. This amazing Bernie Williams compact disc (brought to you by Kraft) titled “The Journey Within” can be yours. All you have to do is pledge/donate at least one penny for each baseball that I snag this season, and your name will be entered into the drawing. If you pledge two cents per ball, your name will be entered twice, and so on.
Of course, if you’re one of those miserable human beings that doesn’t like music, then perhaps you’ll be interested in this: