Spray-painted baseballs

A friend mailed me some baseballs the other day . . .

. . . and you’ll never guess why.

No, seriously, you will absolutely NEVER guess . . .

. . . but they sure are fun to look at, no?

I’ll explain this randomness someday, but for now it must remain a secret. All I can say is that something big and absurd and (nearly) impossible is in the works.

UPDATE: I posted this entry in February. Now it’s June. The mystery has been revealed.


  1. mlblogsbigglovebob

    That looks cool. I won’t even take a guess what they are for. But heck, I may spray paint about a dozen or so of my old baseballs and put them in a shadow box of sorts and call it abstract art! I am only partially joking too.

    Big Glove Bob

  2. Zack Hample

    I think you should do it. Make a rainbow of baseballs.

    Interesting guess. I’m not going to confirm or deny it.


    Awesome username (even if you *did* just pick it for this single use).

    I’ll reveal more as soon as possible, but I’m not sure when that will be. There are several other people involved, and we’ve agreed not to “go public” with it yet. (It’s nothing bad. It’s not a prank or anything like that. Just total fun and awesomeness.)

  3. Drew

    PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT IN LESS THAN 14 DAYS! Zack I wish the best to you hopefully you get the fan cave or find a way to get to games.

  4. Ricky

    How’s the gf big guy? (the one you mentioned on twitter 2 weeks ago when you went to the museum of sex…remember???) Last post you said “I don’t recall mentioning anything about a “gf” recently.”

  5. Nick Gantz

    Hey Zack! I think I have an idea of what they are for. YOu are going to have a baseball snagging contest and who ever snags the most will get the gold, second will get the silver, ect.

  6. Nick Gantz

    Another Idea I have is who ever snags these balls at a game will get to go to n.y.c and go snagging with you.

  7. Zack Hample

    No, thank YOU.

    FISH FRY 55-
    It looks like it’ll be extremely difficult, with one exception: the walkway behind the left field seats.

    The soonest that it will be revealed is another month or two from now.

    Probably not.

    No! I hadn’t heard about that. Very good. I’m gonna check out the video later.

    Ahh, right. Jona and I are no longer together. I’m seeing someone new.

    Interesting ideas. No comment. :-)

  8. JacobResnick

    Hey Zack!
    It’s Jacob, email me if you can so we can catch up. Interesting with the baseballs. Hope to see you at some games this year. Good luck in 2012!

  9. Austin

    Zack- Are you using them to catch a ball dropped out of a helicopter? I really think so ha ha. I’m so bored.

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