Talk to the hand!

Like my new haircut?

Best (or perhaps worst) haircut ever



    Hey Zack…WATCH OUT! You might be a red head soon. Not the actual hair color….but the color of your scalp, when people start giving you high fives. (Or “Head” fives)

  2. padreleigh

    I REALLY HOPE YOU’RE JOKING? How old are you? It’s kind of obvious you don’t have a real job to go to because that would never fly in a professional work environment. And yes, you are going to get high fived on your head.

  3. boblheader


    BREAKING NEWS: (At least to us that don’t have inside contacts at MLB) The Angels are using commemorative baseballs this season for their 50th anniversary.

    Phill in Utah (@pjmorgan11 on twitter)

  4. bigglovebob

    Well, since your hair is going the way of mine….away for good, I don’t blame you for the “talk to the hand” do. Pretty soon baldness will make anything other than a skullet impossible.

    Hope you are having a great winter so far. Still looking forward to the book coming out. Spring training starts in about a month so things are looking up.

    Big Glove Bob

  5. zackhample

    Ouch, I hope not.

    You need to face your fears, son!

    No joke. I happen to be at a place in my life right now where I don’t have to look a certain way or answer to anyone. But whatever, it’s not like I tattooed the hand on my head. I could get rid of it in ten seconds with a few swipes of my electric shaver. So, you know, chill.

    Good call. Think of this as the sequel.

    Says you. Anyway, I don’t have an actual “tour” planned, and I doubt this haircut will still be around in two months, and if it is, I can always cover it with a baseball cap. (Jeez, all you people are reacting like I have a swastika tattooed on my forehead. It’s effin’ hair. And not much of it. But that’s fine, I figured I’d get a lot of crap for this. Out on the street and in the subway and in public in general, I’ve been getting a ton of compliments/questions, so at least the rest of the world likes it. Even my mom likes it. What does that say? She even offered to help re-shave it for me, but I’ve been able to do it on my own.)

    Out-STAND-ing!!! Thanks for letting me (and everyone else) know.

    Will do. Sorry for the slow reply.


    Thanks for the love. Figures that it’s coming from a fellow baldy, but hey, I’ll take it. Guys like us need to stick together. My winter has been great. I’m enjoying my time away from baseball and recharging my brain/body for the intense season that lies ahead.

    Haha, yeah, I see it. Thanks.

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