“single and girlfriendless”

Dear Steve Hartman,

It’s true that I’m “single and girlfriendless,” as you so eloquently pointed out to all of North America, but I’d just like to inform you that I have three dates lined up with three different hotties in the next five days.

Ta-ta,
Zack

15 comments

  1. trueplaya_202@hotmail.com

    well your still single technically… if your going with 3 you dont realy have a girlfriend. you have a date though.

    :) lol good luck

  2. Zack

    TRUE PLAYA-
    I’m not denying my singleness…just keeping Mr. Hartman informed in case he’d like to cover my other favorite pastime.

    JIMMY-

    I don’t exaggerate when it comes to snagging baseballs; the same holds true for other parts of my life.

    THOMAS-

    A play-by-play of my dates? Interesting. It could happen at some point. Stay tuned.

  3. Zack

    SENOR-
    Rrrrr. I’m still waiting to get my copy of Time For Kids. Thanks for the link.

    NICK-

    He said it during the TV version (as opposed to the longer web-only version). I’m on Wikipedia?! Cool. I hadn’t seen that…but it’s true. I do have the world record. Someone told me recently that another one of my records is listed in the August 2006 issue of Game Room Magazine, but of course I haven’t seen it.

  4. kayleexxx@aol.com

    CARDINALS are gunna win tonight just watch please!Jeff Weaver will get the job done.
    -kaylee

  5. jimmyjoejoejrchabadu@hotmail.com

    Yo,

    You’ve probably heard that Manny Acta’s being interviewd by the Nats for a Manger role, hope that doesn’t cut down on a couple balls next year.

  6. Zack

    KAYLEE-
    Don’t be so sure.

    JIMMY-

    Oh man, really? I hadn’t heard. If he gets the job (and I *am* rooting for him), that will definitely cost me a few balls.

    CHARLIE-

    Har har. No parents. No help from CBS.

  7. frankwhalen35@yahoo.com

    Just wondering–have you ever thought about donating those baseballs to youth athletic leagues that really need equipment?

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